He had 5 points, 4 goals. After his hat trick, fans litered the ice with hats. Hats and...
...is that a dildo? Perhaps my mind is too much in the gutter, but I'm pretty sure that's a female lady pleasure unit.
Where in the world would fans get an idea like that?
Sweden.
Why now in Montreal? That I'm not really sure about. I mean, I know they are frustrated with Coach Randy Cunneyworth (their new head coach that doesn't speak French), but really?
And if that's not a pocket-boyfriend, then what is it? I'm not sure I want to know. It's a lot funnier thinking it's an o-machine.
I had a feeling something besides hats was going to be tossed on the ice, but I thought it was going to be a shark in Anaheim to retaliate the duck toss last month. Didn't bet on the Bell Centre joining the Mile High Club when the Jets came to town.
I have to stop. Too many jokes...
